Superman (2025) – The Return of the Big Blue Boy Scout
Ben Dover Alright, folks, buckle up your Depends, because the Big Blue Boy Scout is back on the big screen! Yes, I know, another one. Just when you thought Hollywood had run…
Eurotrip (2004): A Wild Ride Through the Land of Questionable Decisions
Get ready for a cringe-worthy, yet undeniably hilarious, journey across the pond! This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of Eurotrip, a film that proves a bad breakup…
Civil War (2024) – A very expensive, very well-shot snuff film
In a stark vision of a near-future America, “Civil War” plunges audiences into a nation fractured by internal conflict. Follow a team of intrepid war journalists as they embark on…
Ballerina (2025) – A Dance With Death Like No Other!
From the stylish, gun-fu fueled world of John Wick comes Ballerina, a brutal new chapter that promises to expand the universe with even more beautifully choreographed carnage. This isn’t your…
Hostage (2005) – Bruce is Bruce
Get ready for a white-knuckle ride with “Hostage,” a film that proves sometimes the quiet life is just a fantasy. Bruce Willis, back in his familiar grizzled hero role (he…
Mad God (2021) – A Descent Into Hell
In a world that seems to be going to hell in a handbasket, animator Phil Tippett, a man who clearly has too much time on his hands and a very…
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Ultimate Edition
A clash of titans! A battle for the ages! Or so they said. Get ready for a cinematic event that promised to redefine superhero cinema! Two of the biggest names…
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The city of Metropolis braces itself for the inevitable! The Man of Steel, Superman, has become a global icon, but his immense power has also sparked fear and controversy. Meanwhile,…
Sukiyaki Western Django: A Fistful of Ramen
A Spaghetti Western, But Make it… Japanese? Get ready, for a cinematic experience that’s either genius or an absolute fever dream – sometimes both at the same time. Takashi Miike,…
V/H/S Beyond (2024) – Take your Dramamine before viewing.
Alright, another one of these found footage flicks landed on my doorstep. Honestly, you young folks and your shaky cameras. What’s wrong with a nice, steady shot? This one’s called…