If you love endless shootouts where nobody can aim, Ben Dover has found your new favorite disaster! If you’re flipping through the local papers looking for a nice, relaxing way…
Get ready to plant your backside on the couch because Hollywood is once again digging through the trash bins of the 1980s. This time they have decided to remake The…
Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and this time he has brought enough baggage to fill a Greyhound bus.…
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets than my grandson, and I still can’t figure out which one of…
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in the future, your husband is still a loud-mouthed jerk. Get ready for…
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers” trying to find a decent flick, you might have noticed a relic…
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest to the one place I actually wouldn’t mind visiting if it weren’t…
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and sit down. This “sequel” (a word Hollywood uses to describe “give us…
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you were likely to see a crowd of teenagers wearing neon vests and…
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us those pirate movies and that creepy girl in the well, is back…
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