Spider-Man 3 (2007) – It’s like a soap opera but with more falling buildings!
Ben Dover Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and this time he has brought enough baggage to fill a Greyhound bus.…
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Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets than my grandson, and I still can’t figure out which one of…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in the future, your husband is still a loud-mouthed jerk. Get ready for…
Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers” trying to find a decent flick, you might have noticed a relic…
Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest to the one place I actually wouldn’t mind visiting if it weren’t…
Back To The Future Part II (1989) – If I wanted to be this confused about what year it was, I’d just have another glass of scotch and stare at my calendar.
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and sit down. This “sequel” (a word Hollywood uses to describe “give us…
Back To The Future (1985) – It’s got heart, even if that heart is slightly confused about its own family tree.
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you were likely to see a crowd of teenagers wearing neon vests and…
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) – Finally, a movie that hates your grandkids as much as I do.
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us those pirate movies and that creepy girl in the well, is back…
Daybreakers (2010) – Immortal, annoyed, and still smoking. My kind of people.
In a near‑future where vampires are the dominant species, humans are farmed for blood and those deprived of it mutate into feral “subsiders.” Edward, (Ethan Hawke) a vampire scientist who…
Dredd (2012) – In a city full of garbage, he’s the only one who actually takes it out.
Law and Disorder in the Mega-Slums In a world where the air is probably 90% exhaust and people live in “Mega-Blocks” that look like filing cabinets for the poor, comes…