The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Ben Dover Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film is a prime example of everything that’s wrong with today’s youth and…
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The Goonies (1985)
Goonies Never Say Die! Ahoy, me hearties! Grab your treasure maps and dust off your pirate hats because we’re setting sail on a nostalgic adventure with “The Goonies,” It is…
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Today, we’re taking a joyride through the red dust of Mars with John Carpenter’s “Ghosts of Mars,” a sci-fi romp that’s as wild as a Martian dust storm and twice…
The Way of the Gun (2000)
Alright, strap in, kiddos, because Gramps here just endured “The Way of the Gun,” a cinematic rollercoaster that left me questioning whether I accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe where…
Miracle Mile (1988)
Well, wipe the dust off your VHS player and prepare for a trip back to the late ’80s because we’re diving into the heart-pounding goodness of “Miracle Mile,” a cinematic…
Dog Eat Dog (2016)
Well, buckle up, because we’re venturing into the chaotic realm of “Dog Eat Dog,” the 2016 Nicolas Cage extravaganza that’s like a cinematic rollercoaster on an acid trip. This one’s…
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
Grab your popcorn and put on your big-kid pants, because Gramps here just revisited John Carpenter’s “Assault on Precinct 13” from the cinematic archives of ’76. Now, I might not…
Man-Thing (2005)
Coed type girl runner in swamp what could go wrong First titties I ever saw in a marvel movie somebody is obviously dead soon… yep Those were nice boobs though…
Willy’s Wonderland (2001)
Hold onto your sanity, because we’re diving into the mind-boggling world of “Willy’s Wonderland,” a Nicolas Cage extravaganza that left me questioning the very fabric of reality. Released in 2021,…