Hold onto your hats because we are diving into a three hour marathon of people crying and screaming in California. This flick tries to tie together a dozen different stories…
Get ready to plant your backside on the couch because Hollywood is once again digging through the trash bins of the 1980s. This time they have decided to remake The…
Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and this time he has brought enough baggage to fill a Greyhound bus.…
Live-Action Dragons Are Here And My Grumpiness Is On A Budget The big news this week is that the movie folks decided we needed to see a real-life version of…
PREVIEW: VIKING BRATS AND THEIR OVERGROWN LIZARDS RETURN FOR ONE LAST FLY-BY Get your earplugs and your tissues ready because the folks at DreamWorks are finally putting this dragon business…
THE VIKING SEQUEL NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT EVERYONE GOT The town of Berk is back in the news with the release of How to Train Your Dragon 2. After…
Vikings, Dragons, and Kids Who Don’t Listen The local cinema is currently being invaded by a swarm of fire-breathing reptiles and Vikings who sound like they’ve spent too much time…
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets than my grandson, and I still can’t figure out which one of…
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in the future, your husband is still a loud-mouthed jerk. Get ready for…
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers” trying to find a decent flick, you might have noticed a relic…
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