Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) – No Meetings!
Ben Dover Preview The ultimate nineties comedy for anyone who wishes they could attend their reunion with a silencer. High school reunions are widely considered by civilized people to be a form…
Identity (2003) – Ten strangers enter, one giant migraine leaves
When a vicious torrential downpour washes out the roads in rural Nevada, ten complete strangers find themselves stranded at a run-down, desolate desert motel. Cut off from all communication and…
John Carter (2012) The greatest movie ever made about a guy named John who hops really, really high.
Star Wars meets the Civil War, but with more sand and fewer good haircuts. Disney threw a staggering 250 million dollars at director Andrew Stanton to bring Edgar Rice Burroughs’…
Normal (2026) – Put down your phone, grab a cold beer, and watch the Fonz blow things up
Bob Odenkirk proves once again that midlife crises are best handled with heavy artillery and a bad attitude. Preview If you have ever driven through a sleepy Midwest hamlet and…
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)
Loud, incredibly manipulative, and strictly for people who love public meltdowns. Stephen Daldry directs Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, an adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer’s 2005 novel about a precocious…
Akira (1988): Too much screaming, too many explosions, but somehow a classic
Preview Set in the futuristic year of 2019, thirty-one years after Tokyo was completely wiped off the map by a nuclear explosion, Akira plunges audiences into the corrupt, neon-drenched metropolis…
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) – Trash, but its top-tier trash that kept this cranky old man awake on a Tuesday night.
Movie Preview: Hitman: Agent 47 Action fans looking for something fast and loud on their streaming devices have a fresh target on their home screens this week. Hitman: Agent 47…
Heat (1995) – Watch two senior citizens with automatic weapons show the kids how real crime movies are made
Preview Streaming audiences looking for a gritty, high-stakes crime drama can tune into Michael Mann’s 1995 epic, Heat. The film pits two cinematic titans against each other in mid-nineties Los…
72 Hours (2026) – 72 Hours feels like 72 days in a room full of screaming toddlers.
Preview Director Tim Story brings another high-octane studio comedy to the screen with 72 Hours, a wild comedy starring Kevin Hart that takes a hard look at generational divides, corporate…
Little Brother (2026) – Grab a beer, turn off your brain, and watch two grown men destroy a Porsche on Netflix!
Preview If you have scrolled through your Netflix menu lately and felt your brain cells slowly leaking out of your ears, you are not alone. Streaming services keep pumping out…