Spider-Man 3 (2007) – It’s like a soap opera but with more falling buildings!
Ben Dover Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and this time he has brought enough baggage to fill a Greyhound bus.…
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in the future, your husband is still a loud-mouthed jerk. Get ready for…
Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers” trying to find a decent flick, you might have noticed a relic…
Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest to the one place I actually wouldn’t mind visiting if it weren’t…
Back To The Future Part II (1989) – If I wanted to be this confused about what year it was, I’d just have another glass of scotch and stare at my calendar.
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and sit down. This “sequel” (a word Hollywood uses to describe “give us…
Back To The Future (1985) – It’s got heart, even if that heart is slightly confused about its own family tree.
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you were likely to see a crowd of teenagers wearing neon vests and…
Dredd (2012) – In a city full of garbage, he’s the only one who actually takes it out.
Law and Disorder in the Mega-Slums In a world where the air is probably 90% exhaust and people live in “Mega-Blocks” that look like filing cabinets for the poor, comes…
Greenland 2: Migration (2026) – Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Radioactive Freezer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bunker, Greenland: Migration arrives to remind us that life after the apocalypse is basically just one long, miserable…
Greenland (2020) – A Giant Space Rock and a Lot of Running
In an era where the world seems to be ending every other Tuesday, director Ric Roman Waugh brings us Greenland, a disaster thriller that trades the usual laser-beams-and-superheroes nonsense for…
Merlin (1998 miniseries) – I wouldn’t call it ‘magic’ and anyone who thinks differently has a hamster for a mother and their father smells of elderberries!
The epic tales of King Arthur and the mysterious, powerful wizard Merlin have been brought to the small screen countless times, but in 1998, Hallmark decided we all needed a…