A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) – 3.5 Burnt Fedoras
Ben Dover A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors! It’s like a buffet of horror tropes where the main dish is a generous helping of Freddy Krueger—the guy who’s scarier than…
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Singularity (2017) – 1.0 Fake Katness,
Well, short-circuit my pacemaker and call me a Luddite! Just when I thought Hollywood had run out of ways to make me fear my toaster, along comes "Singularity" to prove…
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) – 1 Overacted Hail Mary
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, released in 2009, serves as a sequel to the 1999 film The Boondock Saints. The storyline picks up eight years after the events…
The Boondock Saints (1999) – 1.0 Dramatic Fingerwags
Tired of the crime overrunning the streets of Boston, Irish Catholic twin brothers Conner (Sean Patrick Flanery) and Murphy (Norman Reedus) are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown…
Only God Forgives (2013) – 2.5 Neon-Soaked Hallucinations
Only God Forgives is a 2013 action film directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, featuring Ryan Gosling, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Vithaya Pansringarm. The film is set in Bangkok, Thailand, and…
The Collector (2009): 3 out of 5 Hardware Horrors
The Collector is a 2009 American horror film directed by Marcus Dunstan, co-written by Dunstan and Patrick Melton. It stars Josh Stewart as Arkin O’Brien, a handyman and ex-convict who,…
Waterworld (1995): 2.5 Leaky Sailboats
Waterworld is a 1995 American post-apocalyptic action film directed by Kevin Reynolds, featuring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Jeanne Tripplehorn. The film is set in a dystopian future where the…
Coco (2017) – 4.5 out of 5 marigolds.
Despite his family’s generations-old ban on music, young Miguel dreams of becoming an accomplished musician like his idol Ernesto de la Cruz. Desperate to prove his talent, Miguel finds himself…