Earth Girls are Easy (1989)
Ben Dover Ahh, the 80’s, Hollywood, in its infinite wisdom, decided that what the world really needed was is a musical about furry aliens crashing into some bubble-headed blonde’s swimming pool. Yes,…
Sci-Fi
Mr. Nobody (2013) – The Butterfly Effect on Acid
Alright, settle down, you whippersnappers. Ben Dover’s here to tell you about that “art film” nonsense, Mr. Nobody. You think you’re so deep because you watched a movie with a…
Tenet (2020): Christopher Nolan’s Latest Attempt to Make My Brain Hurt
Christopher Nolan, that fella who thinks he’s so clever with his twisty timelines, is back at it again. This time, he’s brought us “Tenet,” a movie about… well, I’m not…
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) – When Two Wrongs Make a Catastrophically Wrong
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the cinematic showdown of the century - or at least that's what they wanted you to think. It's AVP: Alien…
Prey (2022) – 4 Sharpened Tomahawks
Prey is a refreshing departure from the typical Predator franchise, offering a unique and culturally significant perspective. Set during the French and Indian War, the film follows Naru, a talented…
Aliens (1986) – 5 Acid-Drooling Space Nightmares
In this sequel, Ripley joins a group of highly trained colonial marines tasked with investigating the loss of contact with a terraforming colony that has been overrun by the aliens.…
Singularity (2017) – 1.0 Fake Katness,
Well, short-circuit my pacemaker and call me a Luddite! Just when I thought Hollywood had run out of ways to make me fear my toaster, along comes "Singularity" to prove…
Waterworld (1995): 2.5 Leaky Sailboats
Waterworld is a 1995 American post-apocalyptic action film directed by Kevin Reynolds, featuring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Jeanne Tripplehorn. The film is set in a dystopian future where the…
After the Dark (2013): A Bloated Philosophical Tangle Masquerading as Provocative Science Fiction
Synopsis: “After the Dark” is a science fiction psychological thriller film written and directed by John Huddles. The film follows a philosophy class at an international school in Jakarta, Indonesia…
The Nines (2007)- Ryan Reynolds’ Interminable Descent Into Avant-Garde Whimsy
The Nines tells three short stories, the first of about an actor who is under house arrest after flipping over his car, the second is about a writer who’s pilot…