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The Butterfly Effect 3: The third time is absolutely not the charm

Ben Dover October 9, 2025 No Comments

Another Day, Another Dimension This week, we’re dragged back into the mind-bending, rule-breaking world of time travel with The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations. No, it’s not a good sign when…

Drama Sci-Fi

The Butterfly Effect 2: Some Sequels do NOT need to be made

Ben Dover October 9, 2025 No Comments

Oh, for crying out loud. Another direct-to-video sequel. Do these Hollywood muckety-mucks think we were born yesterday? They take a moderately clever, mildly successful flick from a couple of years…

Drama Sci-Fi

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

Ben Dover October 8, 2025 No Comments

You’d think Hollywood would run out of ways to mess with time, but here we are again with The Butterfly Effect, a so-called “science fiction thriller” starring Ashton Kutcher. Yes,…

Comedy Horror

Death of a Unicorn – NOT your daughter’s Unicorn’s

Ben Dover October 4, 2025 No Comments

This week, Hollywood serves up another “eat-the-rich” horror-comedy—because we haven’t seen enough of those lately—with Death of a Unicorn. It’s a tale as old as time: a working stiff trying…

Fantasy

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Ben Dover September 24, 2025 No Comments

The Return of the King: More Walking, More Crying, More of Everything Just when you thought it was safe to go home, as if the first one wasn’t long enough,…

Adventure Comedy Crime

The Big Bounce (2004) – Even Oscar winners need vacation money

Ben Dover September 20, 2025 No Comments

If you’re looking for a film with a plot so simple a cocker spaniel could follow it, then move along, because The Big Bounce is here to make you feel…

Action Adventure Superhero

Thunderbolts* – Marvel’s “B” Squad with Daddy Issues

Ben Dover September 6, 2025 No Comments

In the latest installment from the cinematic juggernaut that is the Marvel machine, prepare to witness a government agency’s pathetic attempt to put a superhero team together from the cinematic…

Adventure Fantasy

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Extended Edition

Ben Dover August 27, 2025 No Comments

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is the second installment in Peter Jackson’s critically acclaimed film trilogy, based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic fantasy novel. Released in 2002, the…

Adventure Family Kids

Clockstoppers (2002) – Spy Kids… if it Sucked

Ben Dover August 22, 2025 No Comments

Preview This week, Hollywood’s youth-centric agenda continues its relentless march with Clockstoppers, a film that promises to freeze time. If you’re a parent desperate for two hours of quiet while…

Superhero

Spider-Man 2 (2004) – Comic Books Ain’t Just for Kids Anymore

Ben Dover August 16, 2025 No Comments

Preview Spider-Man swings back into action in this eagerly anticipated sequel that finds Peter Parker struggling to balance his dual identity as a college student and web-slinging superhero. Director Sam…

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Falling Down (1993) – No Safe Spaces Here

Adventure Fantasy

Merlin (1998 miniseries) – I wouldn’t call it ‘magic’ and anyone who thinks differently has a hamster for a mother and their father smells of elderberries!

Horror Superhero Thriller

Brightburn (2019): It turns out the best argument against ‘Nature vs. Nurture’ involves heat vision and a lot of gore.

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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series

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