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Comedy Drama

Charlie Bartlett (2007) – What if Tony Soprano was a scrawny teenager who really cared about your feelings.

Ben Dover January 1, 2026 No Comments

In a world where every teenager seems to have a customized therapist and a medicine cabinet that looks like a CVS pharmacy, comes Charlie Bartlett. It’s another one of those…

Comedy Crime Thriller

God Bless America (2011) – GTA for Curmudgeons

Ben Dover December 13, 2025 No Comments

Preview: If you are sick and tired of the loudmouths, the morons, and the people who think reality television is actually reality, then have I got a picture for you.…

Action Thriller

The Wrath of Becky (2003) – Stifler gone bad

Ben Dover December 12, 2025 No Comments

Preview This weekend, if you’re tired of watching superhero movies where nobody actually bleeds, you might want to check out The Wrath of Becky. It’s a sequel to that 2020…

Crime Drama Thriller

Falling Down (1993) – No Safe Spaces Here

Ben Dover December 5, 2025 No Comments

Preview Alright, listen up, you knuckleheads. If you’re tired of movies where everyone is hugging it out and talking about their “feelings” while the world goes down the toilet, I…

Adventure Fantasy

Merlin (1998 miniseries) – I wouldn’t call it ‘magic’ and anyone who thinks differently has a hamster for a mother and their father smells of elderberries!

Ben Dover November 20, 2025 No Comments

The epic tales of King Arthur and the mysterious, powerful wizard Merlin have been brought to the small screen countless times, but in 1998, Hallmark decided we all needed a…

Horror Superhero Thriller

Brightburn (2019): It turns out the best argument against ‘Nature vs. Nurture’ involves heat vision and a lot of gore.

Ben Dover November 15, 2025 No Comments

Remember that wholesome story about the alien baby who crashed on Earth and grew up to be a shining beacon of hope? Well, forget it. That’s for simpletons. This is…

Action Adventure Comedy Kids

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

Oh, you’re a glutton for punishment, are you? Well, you asked for it. This is where the franchise doesn’t just go downhill; it drives off a cliff, bursts into flames,…

Action Adventure Comedy Kids

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up: Bizarro World Ninjas Take on Toxic Waste

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

This is where the 3 Ninjas saga enters its most bizarre phase—a chronological nightmare that only Hollywood’s corporate maneuvering could conjure. The Original Trio Takes on Toxic Waste: In a…

Action Adventure Kids

3 Ninjas Kick Back: They Kicked the Plot Back to the Writer’s Room, Then Burned the Room Down

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

From Suburbia to Samurai: The Tum-Tum Trilogy Continues with an All-Expenses-Paid Trip to Tokyo They’re back! Rocky, Colt, and the human stomach Tum-Tum return in 3 Ninjas Kick Back, a…

Action Adventure Kids

3 Ninjas – What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then immediately suffered a crippling head injury

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

3 Ninjas, a movie that answers the question, “What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then immediately suffered a crippling head injury?” Meet the three Douglas brothers—Rocky, Colt,…

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Action Crime Drama

Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.

Action Adventure Comedy Crime

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.

Action Adventure Crime

Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.

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Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.

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