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Greenland (2020) – A Giant Space Rock and a Lot of Running

Ben Dover January 15, 2026 No Comments

In an era where the world seems to be ending every other Tuesday, director Ric Roman Waugh brings us Greenland, a disaster thriller that trades the usual laser-beams-and-superheroes nonsense for…

Crime Drama

The Godfather (1972)

Ben Dover January 8, 2026 No Comments

Lock your doors and hide your cannoli, because Francis Ford Coppola is bringing a bunch of mumbly Italians to the big screen this weekend. If you’ve ever wanted to spend…

Comedy Drama

Charlie Bartlett (2007) – What if Tony Soprano was a scrawny teenager who really cared about your feelings.

Ben Dover January 1, 2026 No Comments

In a world where every teenager seems to have a customized therapist and a medicine cabinet that looks like a CVS pharmacy, comes Charlie Bartlett. It’s another one of those…

Comedy Crime Thriller

God Bless America (2011) – GTA for Curmudgeons

Ben Dover December 13, 2025 No Comments

Preview: If you are sick and tired of the loudmouths, the morons, and the people who think reality television is actually reality, then have I got a picture for you.…

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The Wrath of Becky (2003) – Stifler gone bad

Ben Dover December 12, 2025 No Comments

Preview This weekend, if you’re tired of watching superhero movies where nobody actually bleeds, you might want to check out The Wrath of Becky. It’s a sequel to that 2020…

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Falling Down (1993) – No Safe Spaces Here

Ben Dover December 5, 2025 No Comments

Preview Alright, listen up, you knuckleheads. If you’re tired of movies where everyone is hugging it out and talking about their “feelings” while the world goes down the toilet, I…

Adventure Fantasy

Merlin (1998 miniseries) – I wouldn’t call it ‘magic’ and anyone who thinks differently has a hamster for a mother and their father smells of elderberries!

Ben Dover November 20, 2025 No Comments

The epic tales of King Arthur and the mysterious, powerful wizard Merlin have been brought to the small screen countless times, but in 1998, Hallmark decided we all needed a…

Horror Superhero Thriller

Brightburn (2019): It turns out the best argument against ‘Nature vs. Nurture’ involves heat vision and a lot of gore.

Ben Dover November 15, 2025 No Comments

Remember that wholesome story about the alien baby who crashed on Earth and grew up to be a shining beacon of hope? Well, forget it. That’s for simpletons. This is…

Action Adventure Comedy Kids

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

Oh, you’re a glutton for punishment, are you? Well, you asked for it. This is where the franchise doesn’t just go downhill; it drives off a cliff, bursts into flames,…

Action Adventure Comedy Kids

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up: Bizarro World Ninjas Take on Toxic Waste

Ben Dover November 8, 2025 No Comments

This is where the 3 Ninjas saga enters its most bizarre phase—a chronological nightmare that only Hollywood’s corporate maneuvering could conjure. The Original Trio Takes on Toxic Waste: In a…

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Braveheart (1995) – Come for the historical inaccuracy, stay for the Testosterone.

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Send Help (2026) – The ultimate corporate downsizing, now with 100% more flying blood!

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211 (2018) – See Nic Cage battle mercenaries, bad effects, and a whiny teenager!

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Sunshine (2007) – It Burns!

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