World War Z (2013) – 3.5 Caffeinated Corpses
Ben Dover World War Z is a post-apocalyptic action thriller directed by Marc Forster, based on the novel of the same name by Max Brooks. The movie follows Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt),…
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Red State (2011): Kevin Smith’s Heavy-Handed Descent into Torture Porn and Politics
Red State is a 2011 horror thriller film written, directed, and edited by Kevin Smith. The film follows a group of three teenage boys who respond to an online ad…
Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
Battlefield Earth (2000): An Unprecedented Amalgamation of Cinematic Feces
Battlefield Earth is a 2000 American science fiction film directed by Roger Christian, based on the 1982 novel of the same name by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. The film…
Warriors of Virtue (1997) – A Nauseatingly Misguided Attempt at Fantasy Grandeur
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors.…
Crank (2006): A High-Octane Masterclass in Ridiculous Cinema
“Crank” is a 2006 American action film starring Jason Statham as professional assassin Chev Chelios. In the movie, Chelios discovers that his rival injected him with a deadly poison that…
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Planet of the Apes is a 2001 American science fiction adventure film directed by Tim Burton from a screenplay by William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner, and Mark Rosenthal. The sixth…
Steel (1997)
A scientist for the military turns himself into a cartoon-like superhero when a version of one of his own weapons is being used against enemies. Review: Alright, buckle up folks,…
Hardcore Henry (2015)
Alright, strap in folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the adrenaline-fueled madness of “Hardcore Henry,” a first-person shooter extravaganza that’s as dizzying as it is exhilarating. Released in 2015, this…
Battle Royale (2000)
We’re diving headfirst into the chaotic frenzy that is “Battle Royale,” a Japanese cult classic that’s as controversial as it is captivating. Released in 2000, this film is like the…