My Bloody Valentine (2009): When Mining For Scares Hits Rock Bottom
Ben Dover Get ready for a bloody Valentine’s Day, folks! In this modern remake of the 1981 cult classic, a group of young adults return to their hometown for a high school…
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…
Bad Santa 2 (2016): Proof That Not Every Sequel Deserves to Be Unwrapped
Ho, Ho, Ho, It’s Time for Another Misguided Christmas Caper! Prepare for a yuletide adventure that’s as naughty as it is nice! “Bad Santa 2” is back with all the…
Bad Santa (2003): A Ho-Ho-Horrible Christmas
Ho, Ho, Ho, What a Lovely, Miserable Mess! Get ready for a Christmas movie like no other! “Bad Santa” is a raunchy, irreverent, and downright hilarious film that will have…
The Christmas Chronicles 1 and 2
First we had a Netflix original Christmas movie called “The Christmas Chronicles.” This movie is about a brother and sister who team up with Santa Claus to save Christmas after…
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) – Because Child Endangerment Worked So Well The First Time
In the spirit of the holiday season, we revisit the 1992 classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. This film takes us back to the mischievous antics of Kevin…
Home Alone (1990): The Movie That Made Child Neglect Hilarious
The McCallister family is preparing for a Christmas trip to Paris. In the chaos of packing and getting ready, eight-year-old Kevin McCallister is accidentally left behind. Initially thrilled to have…
A Christmas Story (1983)
Based on the humorous writings of author Jean Shepherd, this beloved holiday movie follows the wintry exploits of youngster Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), who spends most of his time dodging…
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989): Finally, A Christmas Movie That Doesn’t Make Me Want to Drink Heavily
It’s that time of year again! The time when families gather around the TV to watch some classic holiday movies. One of my all-time favorites is “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.”…
Scrooged (1988) – Another Christmas Carol Remake Nobody Asked For
In the classic Charles Dickens story “A Christmas Carol,” Ebenezer Scrooge is a miserly old man who is visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. The ghosts show Scrooge the…