Mr. Nobody (2013) – The Butterfly Effect on Acid
Ben Dover Alright, settle down, you whippersnappers. Ben Dover’s here to tell you about that “art film” nonsense, Mr. Nobody. You think you’re so deep because you watched a movie with a…
Ben Dover
Superman III (1983) – When Computers Attack (and Richard Pryor Tries to Help)
Superman III promised to be a thrilling continuation of the Superman saga. Instead, it delivered a confusing blend of superheroics and…Richard Pryor doing his best to look confused. The film…
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Back in my day, movies were about cowboys, gangsters, or maybe a good ol’ musical. Now, we’ve got kids flying on giant luckdragons and battling… whatchamacallits in fantasy lands. This…
Tenet (2020): Christopher Nolan’s Latest Attempt to Make My Brain Hurt
Christopher Nolan, that fella who thinks he’s so clever with his twisty timelines, is back at it again. This time, he’s brought us “Tenet,” a movie about… well, I’m not…
Superman II: When Studio Meddling Met Kryptonian Criminals
Well, folks, another superhero flick has landed in my lap. This time, it’s Superman II. Remember Superman? Red tights, blue suit, faster than a speeding… well, you know the rest.…
Robocop (1987): When Satire Wore a Metal Suit
In a dystopian Detroit overrun by crime, Officer Alex Murphy is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals. But death is just the beginning for Murphy, as he is resurrected…
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the fifth and final installment in the Indiana Jones film series, released on June 30, 2023. Harrison Ford is back as Indiana…
Superman (1978)
When Superheroes Didn’t Need Brooding to Be Super Rating: 4.5/5 Red Capes (Half a cape deducted because nobody recognizes Clark Kent just because he wears glasses) In 1978, the world…
My Bloody Valentine (2009): When Mining For Scares Hits Rock Bottom
Get ready for a bloody Valentine’s Day, folks! In this modern remake of the 1981 cult classic, a group of young adults return to their hometown for a high school…
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…