Sukiyaki Western Django: A Fistful of Ramen
Ben Dover A Spaghetti Western, But Make it… Japanese? Get ready, for a cinematic experience that’s either genius or an absolute fever dream – sometimes both at the same time. Takashi Miike,…
Ben Dover
V/H/S Beyond (2024) – Take your Dramamine before viewing.
Alright, another one of these found footage flicks landed on my doorstep. Honestly, you young folks and your shaky cameras. What’s wrong with a nice, steady shot? This one’s called…
Man of Steel (2013) – You’d think a guy who can fly would lighten up a bit.
Alright, let’s get this over with. Another superhero movie, just what the world needs. Like we don’t have enough people running around in capes already. This one’s called “Man of…
Mystery, Alaska (1999) – “Skate fast, shoot hard, and never, ever lick a metal pole in winter.”
Preview of “Mystery, Alaska” From the frozen wilderness of Alaska comes a tale so unbelievable, it could only be true… or at least, Hollywood’s version of true. The sleepy, one-horse…
Goldeneye (1995) – Bond did everything before that Ethan Hunt fella even thought of it.
Back in my day, spies were suave, they had gadgets that actually made sense (a pen that shoots tranquilizers, not some darn smartphone that does everything but make a decent…
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982) – An absolutely miserable must see.
You think you know weird? You think you know depressing? Well, this flick’s got both in spades, and then some. It’s like someone took all the angsty teenage poetry ever…
Jupiter Ascending (2015) – Bee People and Bad Decisions
They tried to sell this monstrosity as some grand space opera, a sci-fi epic for the ages. The previews showed a woman flying around with rocket boots, some guy with…
Superman IV: The Quest for a Refund. (1987)
I am just going to apologize in advance if you have watched this we can suffer together because this week, we’ve got “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.” The most…
Earth Girls are Easy (1989)
Ahh, the 80’s, Hollywood, in its infinite wisdom, decided that what the world really needed was is a musical about furry aliens crashing into some bubble-headed blonde’s swimming pool. Yes,…
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP: SORT OF A BANKSY FILM
“Exit Through the Gift Shop” is either the most brilliant documentary I’ve seen in decades or the most elaborate prank ever pulled on the art world. Either way, I’m reluctantly…