The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring – Extended Edition
Ben Dover Back in my day, we had to wait for a movie to come out on VHS before we could watch it at home. Now these young punks get to watch…
Big Trouble (2002) – Don’t ask me to explain it, because frankly, I’m still trying to figure out if that toad was real.
Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind of absurdity, folks, because Barry Sonnenfeld, the genius behind those Men in Black movies (the good one, not the sequels), is bringing us “Big Trouble”!…
Heads of State (2025) – How Presidents Should Handle Things
Let’s dive headfirst into a flick that promises more explosions than a fireworks factory on the Fourth of July: Prime Video’s Heads of State. Get ready for some serious buddy-comedy…
Spider-Man (2002) – I could have caught that food
Get ready, folks, for a tale of radioactive arachnids, angsty teenagers, and spandex that just doesn’t quit! This week, we’re diving headfirst into the web-slinging world of Spider-Man (2002), a…
Superman (2025) – The Return of the Big Blue Boy Scout
Alright, folks, buckle up your Depends, because the Big Blue Boy Scout is back on the big screen! Yes, I know, another one. Just when you thought Hollywood had run…
Eurotrip (2004): A Wild Ride Through the Land of Questionable Decisions
Get ready for a cringe-worthy, yet undeniably hilarious, journey across the pond! This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of Eurotrip, a film that proves a bad breakup…
Civil War (2024) – A very expensive, very well-shot snuff film
In a stark vision of a near-future America, “Civil War” plunges audiences into a nation fractured by internal conflict. Follow a team of intrepid war journalists as they embark on…
Ballerina (2025) – A Dance With Death Like No Other!
From the stylish, gun-fu fueled world of John Wick comes Ballerina, a brutal new chapter that promises to expand the universe with even more beautifully choreographed carnage. This isn’t your…
Hostage (2005) – Bruce is Bruce
Get ready for a white-knuckle ride with “Hostage,” a film that proves sometimes the quiet life is just a fantasy. Bruce Willis, back in his familiar grizzled hero role (he…
Mad God (2021) – A Descent Into Hell
In a world that seems to be going to hell in a handbasket, animator Phil Tippett, a man who clearly has too much time on his hands and a very…