Judge Dredd (1995) -Stallone executes my patience.
Ben Dover He’s the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner of my patience—Sylvester Stallone puts on a gold codpiece to prove that in the future, the only thing louder than the explosions…
Masterminds (1997) – Proof that even a Shakespearean education is no match for 90s screenwriting
If you’re looking for a reason to keep your kids out of those fancy private schools, look no further than Masterminds. It’s a story about a bunch of rich brats…
Free Guy (2021) – “Hi my name is Ryan Reynolds and I’m playing the role of Ryan Reynolds”
Big City Blues and Blue Shirts: A Digital Headache In an era where the local cinema is being choked to death by capes, spandex, and sequels nobody asked for, comes…
The Godfather Part II (1974) – If you’re suffering from a terminal case of insomnia, skip the drug store and pop in The Godfather Part II.
Lock your doors and hide your olive oil, because the Corleones are back. Director Francis Ford Coppola has followed up his 1972 hit with a movie that dares to ask…
Pump Up the Volume (1990) – It’s obnoxious, loud, and the protagonist needs a haircut, but dammit, it’s got a pulse.
Pump Up the Volume is essentially the “cool older cousin” of the 90s teen movie genre. It’s got that gritty, DIY aesthetic that makes you want to wear flannel and…
Greenland 2: Migration (2026) – Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Radioactive Freezer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bunker, Greenland: Migration arrives to remind us that life after the apocalypse is basically just one long, miserable…
Greenland (2020) – A Giant Space Rock and a Lot of Running
In an era where the world seems to be ending every other Tuesday, director Ric Roman Waugh brings us Greenland, a disaster thriller that trades the usual laser-beams-and-superheroes nonsense for…
The Godfather (1972)
Lock your doors and hide your cannoli, because Francis Ford Coppola is bringing a bunch of mumbly Italians to the big screen this weekend. If you’ve ever wanted to spend…
Charlie Bartlett (2007) – What if Tony Soprano was a scrawny teenager who really cared about your feelings.
In a world where every teenager seems to have a customized therapist and a medicine cabinet that looks like a CVS pharmacy, comes Charlie Bartlett. It’s another one of those…
God Bless America (2011) – GTA for Curmudgeons
Preview: If you are sick and tired of the loudmouths, the morons, and the people who think reality television is actually reality, then have I got a picture for you.…