Double Dragon (1994) – 1 Broken Joystick
Ben Dover Double Dragon is a cinematic disaster that serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of video game adaptations. The film, which is based on the popular arcade beat-em-up series,…
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Singularity (2017) – 1.0 Fake Katness,
Well, short-circuit my pacemaker and call me a Luddite! Just when I thought Hollywood had run out of ways to make me fear my toaster, along comes "Singularity" to prove…
Waterworld (1995): 2.5 Leaky Sailboats
Waterworld is a 1995 American post-apocalyptic action film directed by Kevin Reynolds, featuring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Jeanne Tripplehorn. The film is set in a dystopian future where the…
Coco (2017) – 4.5 out of 5 marigolds.
Despite his family’s generations-old ban on music, young Miguel dreams of becoming an accomplished musician like his idol Ernesto de la Cruz. Desperate to prove his talent, Miguel finds himself…
Batman (1989) – 4.5 Brooding Batarangs
Batman (1989) is a superhero film directed by Tim Burton, which marked the first feature film adaptation of the Batman character from DC Comics. Having witnessed his parents’ brutal murder…
World War Z (2013) – 3.5 Caffeinated Corpses
World War Z is a post-apocalyptic action thriller directed by Marc Forster, based on the novel of the same name by Max Brooks. The movie follows Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt),…
Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
Battlefield Earth (2000): An Unprecedented Amalgamation of Cinematic Feces
Battlefield Earth is a 2000 American science fiction film directed by Roger Christian, based on the 1982 novel of the same name by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. The film…
Warriors of Virtue (1997) – A Nauseatingly Misguided Attempt at Fantasy Grandeur
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors.…
Crank (2006): A High-Octane Masterclass in Ridiculous Cinema
“Crank” is a 2006 American action film starring Jason Statham as professional assassin Chev Chelios. In the movie, Chelios discovers that his rival injected him with a deadly poison that…