Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ben Dover Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the fifth and final installment in the Indiana Jones film series, released on June 30, 2023. Harrison Ford is back as Indiana…
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Superman (1978)
When Superheroes Didn’t Need Brooding to Be Super Rating: 4.5/5 Red Capes (Half a cape deducted because nobody recognizes Clark Kent just because he wears glasses) In 1978, the world…
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…
Fatman (2020)
Forget that jolly old elf you thought you knew. This ain’t your grandma’s Santa Claus. “Fatman” throws a curveball with Mel Gibson as a grumpy, gun-toting Kris Kringle battling a…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) – So Bad it’s Good?
In the early 90s, when big hair and neon colors were still a thing, a Valley Girl named Buffy Summers (Kristy Swanson) got the surprise of her life. Turns out,…
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) – When Rock Bottom Has a Basement
Holy facehugger on a stick, folks! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, Hollywood serves up this steaming pile of xenomorph dung. "AVPR: Requiem"…
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) – When Two Wrongs Make a Catastrophically Wrong
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the cinematic showdown of the century - or at least that's what they wanted you to think. It's AVP: Alien…
Jack Frost (1998): A Snowball of Sentimentality with a Side of Daddy Issues
Jack Frost is a 1998 American Christmas fantasy film directed by Troy Miller. It stars Michael Keaton as the titular character, a musician who dies in a car accident and…
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
Hold onto your bongs, kiddos, because Harold and Kumar are back to desecrate yet another holiday. This time, they're taking a whiz on Christmas with all the subtlety of a…
Hocus Pocus (1993) – A Spellbinding Mess That Somehow Doesn’t Totally Suck
Hocus Pocus is a classic Halloween comedy that has captured the hearts of audiences of all ages. Released in 1993, the film follows three teenage siblings who accidentally resurrect a…