The Wrath of Becky (2003) – Stifler gone bad
Ben Dover Preview This weekend, if you’re tired of watching superhero movies where nobody actually bleeds, you might want to check out The Wrath of Becky. It’s a sequel to that 2020…
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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series
Oh, you’re a glutton for punishment, are you? Well, you asked for it. This is where the franchise doesn’t just go downhill; it drives off a cliff, bursts into flames,…
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up: Bizarro World Ninjas Take on Toxic Waste
This is where the 3 Ninjas saga enters its most bizarre phase—a chronological nightmare that only Hollywood’s corporate maneuvering could conjure. The Original Trio Takes on Toxic Waste: In a…
3 Ninjas Kick Back: They Kicked the Plot Back to the Writer’s Room, Then Burned the Room Down
From Suburbia to Samurai: The Tum-Tum Trilogy Continues with an All-Expenses-Paid Trip to Tokyo They’re back! Rocky, Colt, and the human stomach Tum-Tum return in 3 Ninjas Kick Back, a…
3 Ninjas – What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then immediately suffered a crippling head injury
3 Ninjas, a movie that answers the question, “What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then immediately suffered a crippling head injury?” Meet the three Douglas brothers—Rocky, Colt,…
Thunderbolts* – Marvel’s “B” Squad with Daddy Issues
In the latest installment from the cinematic juggernaut that is the Marvel machine, prepare to witness a government agency’s pathetic attempt to put a superhero team together from the cinematic…
Heads of State (2025) – How Presidents Should Handle Things
Let’s dive headfirst into a flick that promises more explosions than a fireworks factory on the Fourth of July: Prime Video’s Heads of State. Get ready for some serious buddy-comedy…
Spider-Man (2002) – I could have caught that food
Get ready, folks, for a tale of radioactive arachnids, angsty teenagers, and spandex that just doesn’t quit! This week, we’re diving headfirst into the web-slinging world of Spider-Man (2002), a…
Superman (2025) – The Return of the Big Blue Boy Scout
Alright, folks, buckle up your Depends, because the Big Blue Boy Scout is back on the big screen! Yes, I know, another one. Just when you thought Hollywood had run…
Ballerina (2025) – A Dance With Death Like No Other!
From the stylish, gun-fu fueled world of John Wick comes Ballerina, a brutal new chapter that promises to expand the universe with even more beautifully choreographed carnage. This isn’t your…