Robocop (1987): When Satire Wore a Metal Suit
Ben Dover In a dystopian Detroit overrun by crime, Officer Alex Murphy is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals. But death is just the beginning for Murphy, as he is resurrected…
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the fifth and final installment in the Indiana Jones film series, released on June 30, 2023. Harrison Ford is back as Indiana…
Superman (1978)
When Superheroes Didn’t Need Brooding to Be Super Rating: 4.5/5 Red Capes (Half a cape deducted because nobody recognizes Clark Kent just because he wears glasses) In 1978, the world…
My Bloody Valentine (2009): When Mining For Scares Hits Rock Bottom
Get ready for a bloody Valentine’s Day, folks! In this modern remake of the 1981 cult classic, a group of young adults return to their hometown for a high school…
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…
Bad Santa 2 (2016): Proof That Not Every Sequel Deserves to Be Unwrapped
Ho, Ho, Ho, It’s Time for Another Misguided Christmas Caper! Prepare for a yuletide adventure that’s as naughty as it is nice! “Bad Santa 2” is back with all the…
Bad Santa (2003): A Ho-Ho-Horrible Christmas
Ho, Ho, Ho, What a Lovely, Miserable Mess! Get ready for a Christmas movie like no other! “Bad Santa” is a raunchy, irreverent, and downright hilarious film that will have…
The Christmas Chronicles 1 and 2
First we had a Netflix original Christmas movie called “The Christmas Chronicles.” This movie is about a brother and sister who team up with Santa Claus to save Christmas after…
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) – Because Child Endangerment Worked So Well The First Time
In the spirit of the holiday season, we revisit the 1992 classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. This film takes us back to the mischievous antics of Kevin…
Home Alone (1990): The Movie That Made Child Neglect Hilarious
The McCallister family is preparing for a Christmas trip to Paris. In the chaos of packing and getting ready, eight-year-old Kevin McCallister is accidentally left behind. Initially thrilled to have…