Fatman (2020)
Ben Dover Forget that jolly old elf you thought you knew. This ain’t your grandma’s Santa Claus. “Fatman” throws a curveball with Mel Gibson as a grumpy, gun-toting Kris Kringle battling a…
Holiday
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)- How the Grinch Stole Christmas and My Will to Live
Ah, “The Grinch,” that heartwarming Christmas classic about a green, furry curmudgeon who hates everything about the holidays. Yeah, heartwarming, that’s the ticket. I guess if your heart is warmed…
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) – When Rock Bottom Has a Basement
Holy facehugger on a stick, folks! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, Hollywood serves up this steaming pile of xenomorph dung. "AVPR: Requiem"…
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) – When Two Wrongs Make a Catastrophically Wrong
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the cinematic showdown of the century - or at least that's what they wanted you to think. It's AVP: Alien…
Jack Frost (1998): A Snowball of Sentimentality with a Side of Daddy Issues
Jack Frost is a 1998 American Christmas fantasy film directed by Troy Miller. It stars Michael Keaton as the titular character, a musician who dies in a car accident and…
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
Hold onto your bongs, kiddos, because Harold and Kumar are back to desecrate yet another holiday. This time, they're taking a whiz on Christmas with all the subtlety of a…
Hocus Pocus (1993) – A Spellbinding Mess That Somehow Doesn’t Totally Suck
Hocus Pocus is a classic Halloween comedy that has captured the hearts of audiences of all ages. Released in 1993, the film follows three teenage siblings who accidentally resurrect a…
Violent Night (2022) – Santa Slays
David Harbour trades in his Stranger Things badge for a Santa suit that's seen better days, and let me tell you, it's a match made in Christmas chaos heaven. This…