The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Ben Dover The Return of the King: More Walking, More Crying, More of Everything Just when you thought it was safe to go home, as if the first one wasn’t long enough,…
Fantasy
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Extended Edition
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is the second installment in Peter Jackson’s critically acclaimed film trilogy, based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic fantasy novel. Released in 2002, the…
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring – Extended Edition
Back in my day, we had to wait for a movie to come out on VHS before we could watch it at home. Now these young punks get to watch…
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Back in my day, movies were about cowboys, gangsters, or maybe a good ol’ musical. Now, we’ve got kids flying on giant luckdragons and battling… whatchamacallits in fantasy lands. This…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) – So Bad it’s Good?
In the early 90s, when big hair and neon colors were still a thing, a Valley Girl named Buffy Summers (Kristy Swanson) got the surprise of her life. Turns out,…
Hocus Pocus (1993) – A Spellbinding Mess That Somehow Doesn’t Totally Suck
Hocus Pocus is a classic Halloween comedy that has captured the hearts of audiences of all ages. Released in 1993, the film follows three teenage siblings who accidentally resurrect a…
Sleepwalkers (1992) – Utterly ridiculous, occasionally creepy, and unintentionally hilarious.
Sleepwalkers is a 1992 American horror film written by Stephen King and directed by Mick Garris. The film stars Brian Krause, Mädchen Amick and Alice Krige. The film revolves around…
After the Dark (2013): A Bloated Philosophical Tangle Masquerading as Provocative Science Fiction
Synopsis: “After the Dark” is a science fiction psychological thriller film written and directed by John Huddles. The film follows a philosophy class at an international school in Jakarta, Indonesia…
Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
The Nines (2007)- Ryan Reynolds’ Interminable Descent Into Avant-Garde Whimsy
The Nines tells three short stories, the first of about an actor who is under house arrest after flipping over his car, the second is about a writer who’s pilot…