Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Ben Dover Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
Fantasy
The Nines (2007)- Ryan Reynolds’ Interminable Descent Into Avant-Garde Whimsy
The Nines tells three short stories, the first of about an actor who is under house arrest after flipping over his car, the second is about a writer who’s pilot…
Warriors of Virtue (1997) – A Nauseatingly Misguided Attempt at Fantasy Grandeur
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors.…
The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film is a prime example of everything that’s wrong with today’s youth and…
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Well, well, well, gather ’round, my unfortunate companions, because we’ve just taken a trip down the rabbit hole of cinematic catastrophe known as “The Dungeonmaster” from the golden year of…