The Godfather (1972)
Ben Dover Lock your doors and hide your cannoli, because Francis Ford Coppola is bringing a bunch of mumbly Italians to the big screen this weekend. If you’ve ever wanted to spend…
Crime
God Bless America (2011) – GTA for Curmudgeons
Preview: If you are sick and tired of the loudmouths, the morons, and the people who think reality television is actually reality, then have I got a picture for you.…
Falling Down (1993) – No Safe Spaces Here
Preview Alright, listen up, you knuckleheads. If you’re tired of movies where everyone is hugging it out and talking about their “feelings” while the world goes down the toilet, I…
The Big Bounce (2004) – Even Oscar winners need vacation money
If you’re looking for a film with a plot so simple a cocker spaniel could follow it, then move along, because The Big Bounce is here to make you feel…
Robocop (1987): When Satire Wore a Metal Suit
In a dystopian Detroit overrun by crime, Officer Alex Murphy is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals. But death is just the beginning for Murphy, as he is resurrected…
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) – 4.5 Convoluted Coincidences
Lucky Number Slevin! Now we’re talking about a film that’s as slick as a used car salesman and as clever as my Aunt Mildred after three cups of coffee. Released…
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) – 1 Overacted Hail Mary
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, released in 2009, serves as a sequel to the 1999 film The Boondock Saints. The storyline picks up eight years after the events…
The Boondock Saints (1999) – 1.0 Dramatic Fingerwags
Tired of the crime overrunning the streets of Boston, Irish Catholic twin brothers Conner (Sean Patrick Flanery) and Murphy (Norman Reedus) are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown…
Only God Forgives (2013) – 2.5 Neon-Soaked Hallucinations
Only God Forgives is a 2013 action film directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, featuring Ryan Gosling, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Vithaya Pansringarm. The film is set in Bangkok, Thailand, and…