Superman (1978)
Ben Dover When Superheroes Didn’t Need Brooding to Be Super Rating: 4.5/5 Red Capes (Half a cape deducted because nobody recognizes Clark Kent just because he wears glasses) In 1978, the world…
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) – More Explosions, Less Logic, Pure Christmas Mayhem.
In 1988, the world was introduced to a new action hero named John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop who single-handedly took down a group of terrorists who hijacked…
Fatman (2020)
Forget that jolly old elf you thought you knew. This ain’t your grandma’s Santa Claus. “Fatman” throws a curveball with Mel Gibson as a grumpy, gun-toting Kris Kringle battling a…
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) – So Bad it’s Good?
In the early 90s, when big hair and neon colors were still a thing, a Valley Girl named Buffy Summers (Kristy Swanson) got the surprise of her life. Turns out,…
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) – When Rock Bottom Has a Basement
Holy facehugger on a stick, folks! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, Hollywood serves up this steaming pile of xenomorph dung. "AVPR: Requiem"…
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) – When Two Wrongs Make a Catastrophically Wrong
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the cinematic showdown of the century - or at least that's what they wanted you to think. It's AVP: Alien…
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
Hold onto your bongs, kiddos, because Harold and Kumar are back to desecrate yet another holiday. This time, they're taking a whiz on Christmas with all the subtlety of a…
Violent Night (2022) – Santa Slays
David Harbour trades in his Stranger Things badge for a Santa suit that's seen better days, and let me tell you, it's a match made in Christmas chaos heaven. This…
Double Dragon (1994) – 1 Broken Joystick
Double Dragon is a cinematic disaster that serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of video game adaptations. The film, which is based on the popular arcade beat-em-up series,…
Prey (2022) – 4 Sharpened Tomahawks
Prey is a refreshing departure from the typical Predator franchise, offering a unique and culturally significant perspective. Set during the French and Indian War, the film follows Naru, a talented…