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Action Crime Thriller

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

Ben Dover January 15, 2024 No Comments

Grab your popcorn and put on your big-kid pants, because Gramps here just revisited John Carpenter’s “Assault on Precinct 13” from the cinematic archives of ’76. Now, I might not…

Action Adventure Horror

Man-Thing (2005)

Ben Dover January 14, 2024 No Comments

Coed type girl runner in swamp what could go wrong First titties I ever saw in a marvel movie somebody is obviously dead soon… yep Those were nice boobs though…

Comedy Horror

Sleep, Walk, Kill (2022)

Ben Dover January 13, 2024 No Comments

Where to even start with this one. I guess with the description, People in a quiet town start walking and killing in their sleep. I guess coming up with a…

Action Comedy Horror

Willy’s Wonderland (2001)

Ben Dover January 12, 2024 No Comments

Hold onto your sanity, because we’re diving into the mind-boggling world of “Willy’s Wonderland,” a Nicolas Cage extravaganza that left me questioning the very fabric of reality. Released in 2021,…

Fantasy Horror Sci-Fi

The Dungeonmaster (1984)

Ben Dover January 1, 2024 No Comments

Well, well, well, gather ’round, my unfortunate companions, because we’ve just taken a trip down the rabbit hole of cinematic catastrophe known as “The Dungeonmaster” from the golden year of…

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Drama

Braveheart (1995) – Come for the historical inaccuracy, stay for the Testosterone.

Horror

Send Help (2026) – The ultimate corporate downsizing, now with 100% more flying blood!

Action Crime

211 (2018) – See Nic Cage battle mercenaries, bad effects, and a whiny teenager!

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Sunshine (2007) – It Burns!

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