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Forbidden Planet (1956): A Cranky Critic’s Galactic Rant

Ben Dover February 4, 2024 No Comments

Hello, film aficionados! It’s your favorite grumpy film critic, Ben Dover, here to dissect the supposed sci-fi gem, “Forbidden Planet.” Grab your popcorn and prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride…

Action Adventure Comedy Crime Family Kids

The Goonies (1985)

Ben Dover February 3, 2024 No Comments

Goonies Never Say Die! Ahoy, me hearties! Grab your treasure maps and dust off your pirate hats because we’re setting sail on a nostalgic adventure with “The Goonies,” It is…

Action Horror Sci-Fi

Ghosts of Mars (2001)

Ben Dover January 27, 2024 No Comments

Today, we’re taking a joyride through the red dust of Mars with John Carpenter’s “Ghosts of Mars,” a sci-fi romp that’s as wild as a Martian dust storm and twice…

Horror Mystery Sci-Fi

The Thing (1982)

Ben Dover January 23, 2024 No Comments

Hold onto your parka, because we’re stepping into the icy abyss of terror with “The Thing” from 1982, a horror classic that’s colder than your ex’s heart and more spine-chilling…

Action Crime Drama

The Way of the Gun (2000)

Ben Dover January 19, 2024 No Comments

Alright, strap in, kiddos, because Gramps here just endured “The Way of the Gun,” a cinematic rollercoaster that left me questioning whether I accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe where…

Action Drama Romance

Miracle Mile (1988)

Ben Dover January 18, 2024 No Comments

Well, wipe the dust off your VHS player and prepare for a trip back to the late ’80s because we’re diving into the heart-pounding goodness of “Miracle Mile,” a cinematic…

Action Crime Thriller

Dog Eat Dog (2016)

Ben Dover January 17, 2024 No Comments

Well, buckle up, because we’re venturing into the chaotic realm of “Dog Eat Dog,” the 2016 Nicolas Cage extravaganza that’s like a cinematic rollercoaster on an acid trip. This one’s…

Comedy Sports

Ready to Rumble (2000)

Ben Dover January 16, 2024 No Comments

A Review by Ben Dover If you’re looking for a movie that will make you laugh, cheer, and feel inspired, then do yourself a favor and avoid Ready to Rumble…

Action Crime Thriller

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

Ben Dover January 15, 2024 No Comments

Grab your popcorn and put on your big-kid pants, because Gramps here just revisited John Carpenter’s “Assault on Precinct 13” from the cinematic archives of ’76. Now, I might not…

Action Adventure Horror

Man-Thing (2005)

Ben Dover January 14, 2024 No Comments

Coed type girl runner in swamp what could go wrong First titties I ever saw in a marvel movie somebody is obviously dead soon… yep Those were nice boobs though…

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Action Crime Drama

Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.

Action Adventure Comedy Crime

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.

Action Adventure Crime

Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.

Action Adventure Comedy Sci-Fi

Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.

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