The Thing (1982)
Ben Dover Hold onto your parka, because we’re stepping into the icy abyss of terror with “The Thing” from 1982, a horror classic that’s colder than your ex’s heart and more spine-chilling…
The Way of the Gun (2000)
Alright, strap in, kiddos, because Gramps here just endured “The Way of the Gun,” a cinematic rollercoaster that left me questioning whether I accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe where…
Miracle Mile (1988)
Well, wipe the dust off your VHS player and prepare for a trip back to the late ’80s because we’re diving into the heart-pounding goodness of “Miracle Mile,” a cinematic…
Dog Eat Dog (2016)
Well, buckle up, because we’re venturing into the chaotic realm of “Dog Eat Dog,” the 2016 Nicolas Cage extravaganza that’s like a cinematic rollercoaster on an acid trip. This one’s…
Ready to Rumble (2000)
A Review by Ben Dover If you’re looking for a movie that will make you laugh, cheer, and feel inspired, then do yourself a favor and avoid Ready to Rumble…
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
Grab your popcorn and put on your big-kid pants, because Gramps here just revisited John Carpenter’s “Assault on Precinct 13” from the cinematic archives of ’76. Now, I might not…
Man-Thing (2005)
Coed type girl runner in swamp what could go wrong First titties I ever saw in a marvel movie somebody is obviously dead soon… yep Those were nice boobs though…
Sleep, Walk, Kill (2022)
Where to even start with this one. I guess with the description, People in a quiet town start walking and killing in their sleep. I guess coming up with a…
Willy’s Wonderland (2001)
Hold onto your sanity, because we’re diving into the mind-boggling world of “Willy’s Wonderland,” a Nicolas Cage extravaganza that left me questioning the very fabric of reality. Released in 2021,…
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Well, well, well, gather ’round, my unfortunate companions, because we’ve just taken a trip down the rabbit hole of cinematic catastrophe known as “The Dungeonmaster” from the golden year of…