AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) – When Two Wrongs Make a Catastrophically Wrong
Ben Dover Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the cinematic showdown of the century - or at least that's what they wanted you to think. It's AVP: Alien…
Jack Frost (1998): A Snowball of Sentimentality with a Side of Daddy Issues
Jack Frost is a 1998 American Christmas fantasy film directed by Troy Miller. It stars Michael Keaton as the titular character, a musician who dies in a car accident and…
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
Hold onto your bongs, kiddos, because Harold and Kumar are back to desecrate yet another holiday. This time, they're taking a whiz on Christmas with all the subtlety of a…
Hocus Pocus (1993) – A Spellbinding Mess That Somehow Doesn’t Totally Suck
Hocus Pocus is a classic Halloween comedy that has captured the hearts of audiences of all ages. Released in 1993, the film follows three teenage siblings who accidentally resurrect a…
Violent Night (2022) – Santa Slays
David Harbour trades in his Stranger Things badge for a Santa suit that's seen better days, and let me tell you, it's a match made in Christmas chaos heaven. This…
Double Dragon (1994) – 1 Broken Joystick
Double Dragon is a cinematic disaster that serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of video game adaptations. The film, which is based on the popular arcade beat-em-up series,…
Prey (2022) – 4 Sharpened Tomahawks
Prey is a refreshing departure from the typical Predator franchise, offering a unique and culturally significant perspective. Set during the French and Indian War, the film follows Naru, a talented…
SLC Punk (1998) – 4 Safety-Pinned Mohawks
In the vibrant and rebellious world of 1980s punk rock, “SLC Punk!” stands out as a cult classic that captures the essence of youthful defiance and the search for identity.…
Aliens (1986) – 5 Acid-Drooling Space Nightmares
In this sequel, Ripley joins a group of highly trained colonial marines tasked with investigating the loss of contact with a terraforming colony that has been overrun by the aliens.…
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) – 4.5 Convoluted Coincidences
Lucky Number Slevin! Now we’re talking about a film that’s as slick as a used car salesman and as clever as my Aunt Mildred after three cups of coffee. Released…