Pandorum (2009) – 3 Sweaty Space Nightmares
Ben Dover Pandorum is a 2009 science fiction horror film that follows the story of two crew members of a spaceship who wake up from hyper sleep to discover that all their…
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World War Z (2013) – 3.5 Caffeinated Corpses
World War Z is a post-apocalyptic action thriller directed by Marc Forster, based on the novel of the same name by Max Brooks. The movie follows Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt),…
Sleepwalkers (1992) – Utterly ridiculous, occasionally creepy, and unintentionally hilarious.
Sleepwalkers is a 1992 American horror film written by Stephen King and directed by Mick Garris. The film stars Brian Krause, Mädchen Amick and Alice Krige. The film revolves around…
You Can’t Kill Stephen King (2012) – About as scary as a basket of kittens
A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time. Review by Ben Dover: You Can’t Kill Stephen…
Thanksgiving (2023) – 2 Stale Turkeys
Thanksgiving is a 2023 American slasher film by Eli Roth and written by Jeff Rendell, based on a story by the pair. Based on Roth’s fictitious trailer of the same…
Red State (2011): Kevin Smith’s Heavy-Handed Descent into Torture Porn and Politics
Red State is a 2011 horror thriller film written, directed, and edited by Kevin Smith. The film follows a group of three teenage boys who respond to an online ad…
Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film is a prime example of everything that’s wrong with today’s youth and…
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Today, we’re taking a joyride through the red dust of Mars with John Carpenter’s “Ghosts of Mars,” a sci-fi romp that’s as wild as a Martian dust storm and twice…
The Thing (1982)
Hold onto your parka, because we’re stepping into the icy abyss of terror with “The Thing” from 1982, a horror classic that’s colder than your ex’s heart and more spine-chilling…