Steel (1997)
Ben Dover A scientist for the military turns himself into a cartoon-like superhero when a version of one of his own weapons is being used against enemies. Review: Alright, buckle up folks,…
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Space Truckers (1996) – Campy Fun
A space trucker and his cute fiancee are on their way from a space station to Earth with an unknown cargo. When space pirates hijack them, 5000 disintegrator robots are…
Hardcore Henry (2015)
Alright, strap in folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the adrenaline-fueled madness of “Hardcore Henry,” a first-person shooter extravaganza that’s as dizzying as it is exhilarating. Released in 2015, this…
Battle Royale (2000)
We’re diving headfirst into the chaotic frenzy that is “Battle Royale,” a Japanese cult classic that’s as controversial as it is captivating. Released in 2000, this film is like the…
The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film is a prime example of everything that’s wrong with today’s youth and…
Forbidden Planet (1956): A Cranky Critic’s Galactic Rant
Hello, film aficionados! It’s your favorite grumpy film critic, Ben Dover, here to dissect the supposed sci-fi gem, “Forbidden Planet.” Grab your popcorn and prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride…
The Goonies (1985)
Goonies Never Say Die! Ahoy, me hearties! Grab your treasure maps and dust off your pirate hats because we’re setting sail on a nostalgic adventure with “The Goonies,” It is…
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Today, we’re taking a joyride through the red dust of Mars with John Carpenter’s “Ghosts of Mars,” a sci-fi romp that’s as wild as a Martian dust storm and twice…
The Thing (1982)
Hold onto your parka, because we’re stepping into the icy abyss of terror with “The Thing” from 1982, a horror classic that’s colder than your ex’s heart and more spine-chilling…
The Way of the Gun (2000)
Alright, strap in, kiddos, because Gramps here just endured “The Way of the Gun,” a cinematic rollercoaster that left me questioning whether I accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe where…