Bad Man (2025) – Fargo for dummies
Ben Dover Preview: A Southern Fried Mess In an era where “entertainment” usually involves a teenager dancing for thirty seconds on a telephone screen, director Michael Diliberti brings us Bad Man (2025).…
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) – Finally, a movie that hates your grandkids as much as I do.
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us those pirate movies and that creepy girl in the well, is back…
Clerks The Animated Series (2000) – Oh Great, Now They’re Cartoons
I usually only review movies, but now that I am doing all of the View Askewverse movies I had to include this lost… ahem gem. As if listening to two…
Clerks (1994) – A movie for people who hate people. Finally, something I can get behind.
New Jersey Slackers Take Over the Big Screen In an era where Hollywood usually insists on shoving million-dollar explosions and chiseled jawlines down our throats, a little black-and-white flick out…
Masterminds (1997) – Proof that even a Shakespearean education is no match for 90s screenwriting
If you’re looking for a reason to keep your kids out of those fancy private schools, look no further than Masterminds. It’s a story about a bunch of rich brats…
Free Guy (2021) – “Hi my name is Ryan Reynolds and I’m playing the role of Ryan Reynolds”
Big City Blues and Blue Shirts: A Digital Headache In an era where the local cinema is being choked to death by capes, spandex, and sequels nobody asked for, comes…
Charlie Bartlett (2007) – What if Tony Soprano was a scrawny teenager who really cared about your feelings.
In a world where every teenager seems to have a customized therapist and a medicine cabinet that looks like a CVS pharmacy, comes Charlie Bartlett. It’s another one of those…
God Bless America (2011) – GTA for Curmudgeons
Preview: If you are sick and tired of the loudmouths, the morons, and the people who think reality television is actually reality, then have I got a picture for you.…
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series
Oh, you’re a glutton for punishment, are you? Well, you asked for it. This is where the franchise doesn’t just go downhill; it drives off a cliff, bursts into flames,…
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up: Bizarro World Ninjas Take on Toxic Waste
This is where the 3 Ninjas saga enters its most bizarre phase—a chronological nightmare that only Hollywood’s corporate maneuvering could conjure. The Original Trio Takes on Toxic Waste: In a…