The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Ben Dover Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film is a prime example of everything that’s wrong with today’s youth and…
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Forbidden Planet (1956): A Cranky Critic’s Galactic Rant
Hello, film aficionados! It’s your favorite grumpy film critic, Ben Dover, here to dissect the supposed sci-fi gem, “Forbidden Planet.” Grab your popcorn and prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride…
The Goonies (1985)
Goonies Never Say Die! Ahoy, me hearties! Grab your treasure maps and dust off your pirate hats because we’re setting sail on a nostalgic adventure with “The Goonies,” It is…