One Ranger (2023) – 2 Dusty Spittoons
Ben Dover One Ranger is a 2023 American western action thriller film directed by Jesse V. Johnson and starring Thomas Jane as a Texas Ranger. The film follows a Texas Ranger who…
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World War Z (2013) – 3.5 Caffeinated Corpses
World War Z is a post-apocalyptic action thriller directed by Marc Forster, based on the novel of the same name by Max Brooks. The movie follows Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt),…
Red State (2011): Kevin Smith’s Heavy-Handed Descent into Torture Porn and Politics
Red State is a 2011 horror thriller film written, directed, and edited by Kevin Smith. The film follows a group of three teenage boys who respond to an online ad…
Spawn (1997) – A Grotesque Comic Book Adaptation.
Spawn follows Al Simmons, an elite US Marine who is murdered by his evil boss Jason Wynn. Simmons then makes a deal with the devil to return to Earth as…
Battlefield Earth (2000): An Unprecedented Amalgamation of Cinematic Feces
Battlefield Earth is a 2000 American science fiction film directed by Roger Christian, based on the 1982 novel of the same name by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. The film…
Warriors of Virtue (1997) – A Nauseatingly Misguided Attempt at Fantasy Grandeur
A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors.…
Crank (2006): A High-Octane Masterclass in Ridiculous Cinema
“Crank” is a 2006 American action film starring Jason Statham as professional assassin Chev Chelios. In the movie, Chelios discovers that his rival injected him with a deadly poison that…
Mac and Me (1988)
“Mac and Me” is a 1988 American science fiction film co-written and directed by Stewart Raffill, featuring a story where a family of aliens, including the character Mac, accidentally ends…
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Planet of the Apes is a 2001 American science fiction adventure film directed by Tim Burton from a screenplay by William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner, and Mark Rosenthal. The sixth…
Hardcore Henry (2015)
Alright, strap in folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the adrenaline-fueled madness of “Hardcore Henry,” a first-person shooter extravaganza that’s as dizzying as it is exhilarating. Released in 2015, this…