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John Carter (2012) The greatest movie ever made about a guy named John who hops really, really high.

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Star Wars meets the Civil War, but with more sand and fewer good haircuts. Disney threw a staggering 250 million dollars at director Andrew Stanton to bring Edgar Rice Burroughs’…

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Sci-Fi

District 9 (2009) – Forget Roswell, The Real Alien Disaster Is Renting A Slum In Johannesburg

Horror

Session 9 (2001) – The ultimate guide to toxic work environments and naps.

Animation Fantasy

9 (2009) – 9 proves that if you give a potato sack a zipper, it will accidentally start World War IV

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